Prepare to witness the majesty of the animal kingdom.
Note the tail, which flutters like a flag caught in a hurricane. Note the UFOs that resemble a shotgun blast. Note the dainty “fweeeep!” that punctuates the proclamation. And note the bewildered screams of the children. Their voices pulse with raw, Old Testament fear. They will preach this mighty work on the playground, that the heathens may realize the feebleness of their fluffs and square themselves with a higher power.
Doffing his hat respectfully,