I can hear you asking: “Who is this guy Seth, who thinks he’s cool enough for people to care about what he does?” Well, ask no more! Because it was flattering the first time and now it’s starting to sound snide.
As people who I would dearly like to wedgie say, I will give you “the deets.”
I am a writer. I write about the things I love, which are (in no particular order): gaming of every variety; sandwiches; life as a poor twenty-something; oxygen; facial hair; semicolons; and funny anecdotes.
I entered the dim tunnel between graduating college and “being established,” and emerged on the other side with a wife. Don’t ask me how that happened — I will just include it under the “Strange and Mysterious Past” heading. She is Mackenzie, the Fuschia-Haired Wonder, and she reminds me daily that I am a very lucky man. The tenets of her worldview are “Baking is Life,” “Babies are Smaller, Wrinklier Life,” and “Pants are Like Prisons for Your Legs.”
If you’d like to conduct the gamer equivalent of sniffing each others’ butts, you can read an abridged list of my favorite video games of all time below.
Ogre Battle (SNES and N64)
Valkyrie Profile (1 and 2)
Goldeneye and Perfect Dark
Baldur’s Gate II
Diablo (I and II)
Every Civilization game ever
Smash Bros. All (Awl? Nah.)
I also enjoy reading fantasy and sci-fi. My two favorite serie are A Song of Ice and Fire, which needs no further discussion, and The Dresden Files, which is like Harry Potter plus Buffy the Vampire Slayer except in gritty black-and-white with lots of explosions and gore and swearing. That’s the first book, at least, and the next 12+ just get better.
I am an avid DnD player and DM. I am currently, against my better judgment, DM’ing a campaign and playing in two others. I currently play a Deva hybrid Bard/Cleric, and also a Dragonborn ice mage (hybrid Sorceror/Warlock). I know — I like hybrid characters. Shut up. xD
My current gaming obsession is Warhammer 40k, the sci-fi tabletop war game. You know, the one with the handpainted miniatures.
I am a sandwich master. Some have called me a sandwitch or a breadjucator. Give me two pieces of bread and a place to stand, and I will panini the world.
I’m also designing a video game! Check it out at AbandonHopeGames.com.